Season Step 1 OOC
Oct 31, 2016 18:14:50 GMT
Post by Finn Nibelsang on Oct 31, 2016 18:14:50 GMT
Well, OBVIOUSLY my reason for traveling this way is that Im currently transporting an artifact of incredible little value thats too heavy to carry on my own!
Something alike to twenty 50 pound stone plates covered in several ancient runes that can be turned and reorganized to read a different story or message depending on how you organize them! Most of the stories are either ancient fairy tales or prehistoric short stories without any real value whatsoever.
BUT CLEARLY THESE DIRTY THIEVES ARE AFTER MY INCREDIBLE "INFINITE TALES"! Which actually only provides about 2*10^18 stories that all sound odly familiar given that the same symbols with different pronounciations are used to remake the stories. BUT THAT DOESNT LESSEN THEIR VALUE for a museum, as noone else in their right mind would want to reorganize 2000 pounds of stone for the equivalent of two to three pages of unoriginal short stories in a language that is so dead that even the ones coming after it turned to dust by now. Did I mention that a lot of the runes are damaged from old age and unreadable? CLEARLY UNFANTHOMABLE VALUABLE.
For science!
Now, what I do? I cannot allow them to steal the wagon(s) transporting this historical treasure of rough stone plates that I carefully wrapped in wool and wax paper! Climbing on a wagon, branding my weapon, ready to defend it and the people driving from any would-be wagon snatchers. These 2000 pounds of rocks belong in a museum!
Something alike to twenty 50 pound stone plates covered in several ancient runes that can be turned and reorganized to read a different story or message depending on how you organize them! Most of the stories are either ancient fairy tales or prehistoric short stories without any real value whatsoever.
BUT CLEARLY THESE DIRTY THIEVES ARE AFTER MY INCREDIBLE "INFINITE TALES"! Which actually only provides about 2*10^18 stories that all sound odly familiar given that the same symbols with different pronounciations are used to remake the stories. BUT THAT DOESNT LESSEN THEIR VALUE for a museum, as noone else in their right mind would want to reorganize 2000 pounds of stone for the equivalent of two to three pages of unoriginal short stories in a language that is so dead that even the ones coming after it turned to dust by now. Did I mention that a lot of the runes are damaged from old age and unreadable? CLEARLY UNFANTHOMABLE VALUABLE.
For science!
Now, what I do? I cannot allow them to steal the wagon(s) transporting this historical treasure of rough stone plates that I carefully wrapped in wool and wax paper! Climbing on a wagon, branding my weapon, ready to defend it and the people driving from any would-be wagon snatchers. These 2000 pounds of rocks belong in a museum!
